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The Python Cartel Mk.3: Now lube free!

We are Eve's #1 Autistic Roamosexual PVP corporation. We hunt big game wherever it may be.

Recruiting people who understand that everything in Eve is PvP. Join channel Python Public and talk to Golden Helmet for details.


PENIS!

---- The below is preserved for its historical significance. RIP Python Mk 2.

We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Public channel: "Python Public"


We're asleep. Sssshhh. We might wake up and build another space penis.

NO GODDAMN RUSSIANS.


Corp motto: PENIS!



A glimpse in to the day to day life of The Python Cartel:


[00:46:27] Andrea Skye > the osprey is awesome dammit

[15:05:15] Kerblamo > I AM A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL!

[18:28:46] Inertial > and hull tanking works damnit!

[08:38:56] Obanin Silverwolf > woohoo got my mining ship back =)

[15:17:14] Inertial > I am fleeing from a 11 day old character

[02:01:02] Omgah > i gh and kerblamo are all sex offenders

[20:07:58] Golden Helmet > before anyone asks, yes i accidentall the whole forum



[06:05:01] Omgah > have you heard how many ships kaz lost today
[06:05:17] Omgah > 2 dramiels, two rapiers
[06:05:51] Kazaji > Its not my fault im terrible at this game

[02:08:20] Omgah > being honest isn't being negative
[02:08:27] Golden Helmet > NEGATIVE NANCY
[02:08:34] Omgah > VIRIGIN
[02:08:42] Golden Helmet > TROLL
[02:08:52] Omgah > PROUD OF IT
[02:09:02] Golden Helmet > PROUD OF BEING A VIRIGIN TOO
[02:09:05] Apoctasy > WHAT ARE WE DOING


[ 2010.06.23 06:37:33 ] Apoctasy > u mad you cant kill ships?
[ 2010.06.23 06:37:35 ] TwiceDAsiZe > u mad u gay?

[22:07:09] Golden Helmet > The Python Cartel: Trolls who Troll Trolls that Troll Trolls

[02:41:49] Theophilas > So how much of that GIla loot will I see lol :) ?
[02:41:59] 00sage00 > none
[02:42:01] Andrea Skye > probably none
[02:42:02] Golden Helmet > ^
[02:42:28] 00sage00 > GH pockets it all to pay for virginity restoration surgery

[05:20:30] Gallabella > i lost my thanny when they cyno'd me in to save an afk rupture

[00:50:22] Golden Helmet > i have logi 5, am i cool now?
[00:50:34] IEATCRAYONS > LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
[00:50:37] Golden Helmet > :(